Wednesday, May 15, 2013

"To-morrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms further...." (Gatsby and A Kind Of Goodbye)


I won't be so vain as to apologize for my absence from the blogopshere; I doubt any serious emotional agonies or medical emergencies were caused by it. I will, however, take a moment express my hope that all has been well with my readers (and my skimmers) since last I posted, and that those of you in Collegeville have successfully weathered the tempest that is finals season.

I also want to take a moment to make a pedantic, terribly unimportant announcement. I started the Jews In Mass Blog three-and-a-half years ago, beset with a tendency toward self-indulgent rambling and a hope that my writing "might cheer someone up, make them think, inspire them, change their life just a teensy-weensy bit for the better." The fact that it seems to have done a few of those things is no small source of joy. Yet that joy is tempered with a smidge of irritation; you see, I have not been, for the last several years, a student at a Catholic school. As those who know me are aware, I also have not been terribly Jewish, at least not in the traditional sense (that's for another post). Thus my blog title is inaccurate, which bothers me in a way that it can only bother an obsessive, slightly off-kilter writer such as myself. As such, this is my last post at Jews In Mass. It is fitting that said post is a movie review, and that the movie features Carey Mulligan. My first movie review on this site was of An Education, and in that review I praised the picture and Ms. Mulligan, its breakout star. Three years later, she's the female lead in one of the summer's biggest tentpoles, The Great Gatsby, which I review below. To paraphrase my favorite line from that Ulysses book I just finished: She has traveled. And so, I think, have I.

I will soon acquire a new blog, complete with a new title and a new URL. I'll link to my old stuff from this site, so those who wish to see it may do so. Finally: my boundless gratitude to all who've read this blog of their own free will, or who have submitted to my endless coercion. Your praise has done dangerous things to my ego; your criticism has done wonderful things to my writing. I'll close with a line from my favorite Dylan Thomas poem; 

"I who was rich
Was made the richer
By sipping at the vine of days."



Enjoy the review, my friends, and I hope to see you at the new blog! 
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The Great Gatsby


In my view, Baz Luhrman is unmistakably a magician of the cinema. No matter how flattering that statement sounds on its face, it must not be taken as an out and out compliment; after all, it gives no insight into the quality of the man's tricks. Every Luhrmann film (and I do mean every one) is an extended magic show, a splashy, dizzying assemblage of florid magic acts designed to draw the overpowered viewer into an ecstatic state of total surrender to a surreal, sensual unreality. Some of those acts are pure brilliance, Houdini-esque distillations of careful planning and ingenious execution. Others are underthought, sloppily-executed conceits that might make GOB Bluth blush in embarrassment. With this in mind, the criterion for evaluating a Luhrmann picture is pretty clear; do the dazzlers outweigh the duds? With Gatsby, the answer is neither an exultant "yes!" nor a shrill, Pauline Kaelian cry of "no!"; it is a resigned sigh, an admission that the whole affair is, as many of us expected, a minor disappointment.


Let us first dispense with the most obvious, and, indeed, inevitable disappointment--it's not as good as the book. Then again, how on God's green earth could it be? Fitzgerald's capital-G Great novel is the best work of tragedy in the entirety of American literature, just as Huck Finn is our best comedy. The story of the titular millionaire (played here by Leo DiCaprio), his lost love Daisy (Carey Mulligan), and the man who falls into their doomed orbit (Nick Carraway, portrayed by Tobey Maguire), Gatsby is a penetrating expose of the internal contradictions of our national identity. Better yet, it is an expose animated by Fitzgerald's distinctive prose style, one of the most eloquent and erudite you're likely to find in a modern author. The film does its very best to etch in images the sorts of deeply private yearnings and sharp social commentary Fitzgerald set up so deftly with his golden pen; heck, Luhrmann even shoves Word-Art-ified clumps of Fitzgerald's words up on the screen every now and then. But, like every adaptation before it, this Gatsby just can't capture the distinct feel of the novel, its ineffable blend of sacred and profane, the timely and the timeless. Then again, asking Luhrmann to do Fitzgerald's book justice is sort of like asking someone else to make my Grandma's patented beef stew; no matter what recipe you're working from or what utensils you're using, your hands aren't hers, so you can't pull it off. Gatsby the book is unmatchable. The movie doesn't match it. Surprise. I can't really fault it for that.

What I can fault Gatsby for is it, to borrow a phrase from Emperor Palpatine, its lack of vision. Sure, Luhrmann had an idea; to use contemporary tunes and music video editing to make the Jazz Age scandalous again, the same way he used Christina Aguilera and jump cuts to make the Moulin Rouge as scuzzily magnetic to us as it was to those 19th century men who came to watch the can-can dancers. In the latter movie, the modernizing approach worked; in the former, it does not. When Luhrmann was subversive in Moulin Rouge, he was clever about it; in Gatsby, the subversion comes off as half-hearted and arbitrary. The genius of Moulin Rouge (which is, by the way, one of my favorite films of the previous decade) was the way it took well-known songs and cannily recontextualized them. To watch that film is to marvel as how Luhrmann folded his anachronistic soundtrack effectively and organically into the story. "Look!", us fans thought, "They turned 'Roxanne' into a tango! Brilliant! Whoah! They put David Bowie and Dolly Parton in a medley, topped it off with a dash of opera, and somehow made it work!" Gatsby, by contrast, inspires no such sense of awe; for me at least, all it inspired was a series of chilly acknowledgments. "Oh. They're dancing to hip-hop. Instead of jazz. I get it."

It is saddening that Luhrmann's Big Clever Approach to this material isn't that Big or Clever; it is flat-out annoying to see it applied so haphazardly, so inconsistently. As Nick enters one of Gatsby's famed soirees, they're blasting Fergie; as he readies to leave, they're dancing to Gershwin. The picture is half revisionist, half-historically accurate. The visual style is similarly schizophrenic, sometimes awash in a soft, Golden Era haze, other times assailing us with choppy, pseudo-incoherent music video cuts. Speaking of music;  if you're going to have Florence Welch and Beyonce record tracks for your film, do more than play those tracks as incidental music underneath cocktail chatter. Say what you will about Moulin Rouge, but you must give Luhrmann credit for taking a bold concept and putting it front and center; the idea behind this Gatsby is much less bold, and it is enforced with such timidity and inconsistency that you just wish they'd made a straight-up adaptation and called it a day.


You may have noticed that I have, until now, avoided the actors. That is because I have saved the best for last. Set loose in Luhrmann's wild and maddening jungle, they have, for the most part, acquitted themselves well. Best of all is DiCaprio's Gatsby. From the moment he appears on the screen, his electric blue eyes gazing right into us, he is the character, plain and simple. Though we would not have guessed it from pretty-boy days in the 90's, it turns out that Leo's great quality as an actor is his intelligence, his ability to look as though he is constantly calculating or reflecting upon something never seen but eternally present. This quality doesn't always suit him well, but it is perfect for Gatsby, a man whose mind works so fervently and feverishly to present an outward appearance of effortless, good-humoured suavity. The film's other great performance is that of Joel Edgerton, who plays Daisy's unfaithful husband, Tom; he towers in his brutish anger, but takes care to show us every now and then how small this poor man really is. His climactic confrontation with DiCaprio is by far the best scene in the picture, and fans of the book should watch the film at some point just to see it. The other two leads aren't half bad either--Mulligan sells Daisy's "who, me?" sex appeal and nails her barely hidden neurosis, while Maguire, although a little too old for the part, is the first actor to really capture Nick's love for Gatsby, a potent concoction that's about one part homoerotic attraction and ten parts naive idol worship. Maguire reminds us that, when all is said and done, the narrator's heart is as broken as that of the man he's narrating about.

In the spirit of charity, I should also note that, at the film's end, Luhrmann scores a few points as well. As it all comes to a close around that famed, blood-tainted pool, the director summons his creative faculties and fires a strong, solid parting shot, one that shows us just how good the rest of the picture could have been if it had struck a similar balance of reverence and experimentation, restraint and innovation. As I reflect upon this honorable mess of a Gatsby, which has the notable yet dubious honor of being the best out of a string of failed film adaptations, I hear the voice of Louis Sachar; "If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs." But above all, I hear the voice of Fitzgerald's single most unforgettable character, saying in his distinctive cosmopolitan drawl; "Nice try, old sport." C+





Sunday, February 24, 2013

The Oscars Are Coming, The Oscars Are Coming!: My Annual Predictions You Can Bet $$$ On




Below are my annual Oscar predictions. But first, my annual Oscar defense. Are the Oscars stupid? Kind of. Even the hosts think so. Are they totally useless? Hardly. They amplify the voice of the little guy; how many people had heard of, or cared about Amour before it netted a Best Picture nomination? When they work as they should (they often don't), they give us an opportunity to recognize truly exceptional work. You look at Daniel Day-Lewis's work in Lincoln and think: This guy's earned more than just a paycheck. Finally, the Oscars are, like every other awards show or competition, a narrative. They're chock-full of interesting characters (An aging starlet without an award on her mantel! A crap actor turned ingenious director!), intriguing plotlines (The up-and-comer versus the old pro! The scrappy indie flick versus the establishment!), and moments of galvanizing emotion ("You like me! You really like me!" Did Adrien just kiss Halle?!). We watch the Oscars to reflect upon the films released in the previous year. We watch the Oscars in hopes that those whose work means a lot to us gets recognized. But mostly, we watch the Oscars for the same reason we watch damn near everything we watch on television; to sit in front of a screen and feel something.

One more thing. I'm proud to be the guy who was shouting "Jean Dujardin!" last year, when many prognosticators were crying "George Clooney!" I'm also mightily embarrassed that I called the 2010 Best Picture race for Avatar. A look at my previous posts reveals that I am, more often than not, right about this stuff; it also reveals that when I'm wrong, I'm dead wrong. So kick back, relax, and take my predictions with a sense of trust and a grain of salt.


                                                                 Best Picture:


What Will Win: I tend to roll my eyes at Roger Ebert's Oscar predictions. After all, this is the man who vehemently and repeatedly asserted that the True Grit remake would fill its metaphorical hands come Oscar night. Yeah. About that. However, a mea culpa is in order: through the entire Oscar season, the man has been calling the race in Argo's favor, and it's looking like a very good call indeed. It's a decent choice; the film is overlong and historically dodgy, but it's also the rare thriller that's done with a mastery approaching high art. As literary critic Stanley Fish has pointed out, it's basically a meat-and-potatoes caper picture with a dash of topicality thrown in, but the thing is staged with a breathless immediacy and dazzling ingenuity that renders such griping irrelevant while watching it. In other words, the film's saving grace is its direction. So, naturally, Oscar voters elected to overlook the director. The guilt and embarrassment incurred by the Ben Affleck snub all but guarantee this movie a Best Picture Oscar--and its topical urgency and self-congratulatory, just-look-what-movies-can-do message don't hurt either. I won't be upset if it wins, but I won't be doing some sort of embarrassing happy dance either.

What Should Win: Lincoln could've been sap-happy, timid, and overly reverent. Instead it was one of the gutsiest historical pictures of recent years, a genuinely ballsy attempt to marry a warts-and-all portrait of a secular deity with a broader examination of our nation's system of government. Some found it terribly treacly, others bland and blah as cardboard. I found it a deeply moving, at times galvanically powerful portrait of a man and the political machine he mastered, one that acknowledged both the tragic flaws and the imperfect beauty of its dual subjects.

What Just Might Win: Lincoln is not the front-runner it once was, but it's still a biography of our greatest living president, starring our greatest living actor and helmed by the world's most famous director. The pungent smell of Oscar bait might be a little too much to resist. Les Miserables once had a shot at this category, but the nasty backlash against Anne Hathaway (mostly undeserved) and director Tom Hooper (somewhat deserved) have killed the Best Picture dream it dreamed.

Best Actor:

Will and Should Win: Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln. He's set to top Meryl Streep's victory tally, and deservedly so. I'm a Meryl groupie till the day I die, but no one, not even her, not even Brando, has ever approached the art of screen acting with anything near the emotional sensitivity and near-religious commitment that DDL has. By reviving and revitalizing one of history's greatest figures, he has done us all an immense service. Oscar voters will express their gratitude. So should we.

Who Just Might Win: If anyone has a snowflake's chance in hell of beating out DDL, it's Hugh Jackman. Anne Hathaway has become the face of Les Mis, but a great many people recognize that Jackman was its generous and genuine heart. Plus, I'd say a certain number of Academy members just flat-out cherish the rare opportunity to reward a male performer for his work in a serious screen musical. The question is: how many? The likely answer: probably too few.

Best Actress:


Will Win: Two of the big contenders in this category are Hollywood's two most prominent rising starlets, Jennifer Lawrence and Jessica Chastain. For both of them, clenching a victory would complete their transition from up-and-comer to full-on Big Name. Chastain's work in Zero Dark Thirty was a model of subtlety and steely reserve. But steely reserve doesn't win you an Oscar: emotion does, and J-Law's performance in Silver Linings Playbook was among the most nakedly emotional work done all year. It's not my favorite performance in the film, but it is a very, very good one, a bona fide star turn. The odds are ever so slightly in her favor.

Should Win: I'll raise my glass to a Lawrence win, but I'd really love it if the trophy went to Quevenzhane Wallis. She was a force of nature in Beasts of The Southern Wild, and hers is probably the best performance delivered by a child since Anna Paquin's Oscar-winning one in The Piano.

Just Might Win:  If you want to go cray-cray and bet on one long-shot upset this year, go for Emmanuel Riva in Amour. Last year, Christopher Plummer became the oldest person ever to win an acting Oscar. Riva would break Plummer's record. Plus, it's her birthday on Oscar night. Make of that what you will.

Best Supporting Actress:


Will and Should Win: Anne Hathaway. Not even a question. The surest thing since Heath Ledger won posthumously in 2008. The girl deserves it, too. Contrary to what some would have you believe, it's not the Best Performance Given In The History of Performing Evaaaaaar. But it's mightily impressive, for the same reason Jennifer Hudson's turn in Dreamgirls was mightily impressive; it injects fresh emotional energy into a song that's long been dangerously overplayed and ripe for mockery. It makes those lyrics and that melody mean something again. Anne hath a clear way to the stage come Oscar night.

Just Might Win: You're kidding, right?

Best Supporting Actor:

 
Will Win: In lieu of being productive or engaging in meaningful human contact, I've spent an enormous of time thinking about this category. I've come to two conclusions; firstly, it's the hardest race I've had to call since I started playing the Oscar punditry game. Secondly, I think  Tommy Lee Jones has about a .0000001% edge over three of his competitors (Christoph Waltz, Robert DeNiro, Phillip Seymour Hoffman), all of whom have a very good chance at winning. Only Alan Arkin is a real long shot. Jones hasn't hit up the interview circuit much, and he's known for being about as prickly as a cactus in a Texas desert. Still, his performance was the big, belligerent, showy kind that's absolutely made to win awards. It doesn't hurt that it's actually good, too, a perfectly calibrated marvel of sublime comedic timing and startling emotional depth. It's also worth mentioning  that Jones's penultimate scene is probably the most memorable moment in the entire picture, even moreso than that stuff involving the guy with the tall hat.

Just Might Win: It's been a long while since Robert DeNiro has given a really good performance in a really good movie. The Academy knows this. They also know he's aging, and fast. TLJ's still in front, but DeNiro's right on his heels.

Should Win: Both Jones's and DeNiro's performances resonated very deeply with this writer. I'd be pleased if either one of them won. I'd be duly delighted if the Academy pulled a Streisand-Hepburn and gave this award to both of them. Just think of it; two of the most greatest actors of their generation, sharing recognition for the best work they've done in my lifetime. Granted, that's only slightly more likely than a Herman Cain presidency, but hey, a movie lover can dream.

Best Director:


Disclaimer: Each year, three things are certain: I'll re-watch Casablanca at least twice, I'll get exactly two colds, and I'll get my Best Director prediction wrong. Seriously, I've been misreading the tea leaves in this category even since I started making Oscar ballots out of construction paper nine years ago. Trust me on this one at your own risk.

Will Win: This one comes down to two big contenders: Steven Spielberg, whose work on Lincoln was a thrilling return to form, and Ang Lee, the man behind the Herculean effort to shepherd Yann Martel's nigh-unfilmable novel Life Of Pi onto to the screen. Give the edge to Lee. Those who consider Life Of Pi an achievement know that it is first and foremost a directorial one--light on dialogue, free of showy acting, and almost entirely reliant on the vision of the man behind the camera.

Should Win: This wasn't a first rate year in Directorville. Peter Jackson, Quentin Tarantino, and, yes, even probable winner Ang Lee let me down. Among the few who didn't disappoint; Joss Whedon, who brought wit and humanity to the year's biggest popcorn extravaganza: Ben Affleck, whose protean command of the camera made a nuts-and-bolts thriller into something more: and Steven Spielberg, who reminded us what he's capable of when he tempers his knee-jerk inclination towards poetic grandeur with rationality and restraint. Of those three, only the Spielster is nominated, so I'll go with him.

Just Might Win: Spielberg has a fighting chance.


Best Adapted Screenplay:



Will Win: Chris Terrio for Argo. I've accepted that it's the likely victor in this category, but I don't wanna talk about it....


Should Win: ...Because Tony Kushner's borderline brilliant work on Lincoln should be the undisputed champion here. Kushner's one of the few true-blue geniuses in American letters today. Whether he's writing for the stage or for the screen, his scripts are gigantically satisfying, defiantly deep, and occasionally maddening personal epics that radiate raw emotion even as they dazzle us with their hyper-articulate braininess. Lincoln is no exception; in the span of two glorious hours, it manages to resurrect and reinterpret one of the Deadest White Men in American history. The script's historical errors, while disappointing, don't hold a candle to Argo's, nor do they truly mar the stunning scope of Kushner's overall achievement; he's created a work of art that's jam-packed with ideas, throbbing with earnest emotion, and free of his own reactionary politics. Improbably enough, he also manages to turn one of the most famous legislative debates in American history into something of a thriller; as Roger Ebert puts it, he succeeds "in taking a story marinated in history and viewing it as something that could have gone either way". Did any other script in this category achieve such a lofty goal? Certainly not. Will Oscar take note? Not likely. Will I throw a temper tantrum if this one loses? Definitely.

Just Might Win: *taps ruby slippers* There's no script like Kushner's, there's no script like Kushner's....

Best Original Screenplay:


Will Win: Quentin Tarantino for Django Unchained. After being overlooked for his exemplary work on Jackie Brown and Kill Bill, Vol. 2, and for his very good work on Inglourious Basterds, Tarantino will nab a trophy for a film that is structurally messy and at times morally repugnant. Don't get me started.


Should Win: Moonrise Kingdom was my favorite film of last year. This is its only shot at being recognized. It won't happen, but I'd very much like it to. I'd also love for Flight, perhaps last year's most overrated motion picture, to lose. Ahh, schadenfreude.

Just Might Win: It's not likely, but it's possible that Django's copious violence and liberal use of the n-word will somehow conspire to deny it a victory. In that case, Zero Dark Thirty will take the cake. However, the controversies surround that film's depiction of torture could possibly shut it out of an Oscar.

Quickie Reviews: Abbreviated Thoughts On The Best Picture Contenders

Les Miserables: Rough, flawed, often clunky. But also heartfelt, ambitious, and occasionally brilliant. Improves with multiple viewings. Definitely deserves its nomination. Didn't earn a win. A-.

Silver Linings Playbook:  Beautifully acted, tender-hearted look at the raw emotions that fray the fabric of a family, as well as the ones bind them inextricably together; in other words, a David O. Russell movie. Ending is a cop-out, and some of the characters are a touch underwritten. Russell's weakest film, but he's a good enough director that it's still the most lovable and honest comedy of 2012. A-.

Lincoln: Do I really need to say more about it? Loved it and will always love it, in spite of its myriad flaws. A.

Amour: Haven't seen it. Blame James Joyce and Business Statistics for that.

Beasts Of The Southern Wild: Saw it. Loved it. Put it on my Best of 2012 list hours after I finished watching it. Was bothered by it in the weeks afterward, and this article explains why better than I ever could. An affecting love letter to Louisiana, which is great; also, intentionally or not, a creepy pseudo-anarchist screed, which is not so great. A film surrounded by near-fatal flaws, but one with a must-see performance at the center, that of little Quavenzhane Wallis. Full disclosure; she had me bawling by the end. B. 

Argo: A extremely well-crafted, hugely enjoyable thriller. Nothing more, nothing less. A-.

Django Unchained: Lacks the cleverness of Inglourious Basterds, the zeitgeisty zing! of Pulp Fiction, and the heart of Kill Bill, Vol. 2 and Jackie Brown. Boasts crazy-good work from Leo DiCaprio and Samuel L. Jackson. Yet only Christoph Waltz gets nominated. Go figure. B-.

Life Of Pi-PG-ifies the book's darkness and irons over the complexity of its themes. Transfers the last section of the book to the screen with a dull thud. Transfers the famed tiger to the screen marvelously. A  better adaptation than expected, but far from the best one that could've been made. C+.

Zero Dark Thirty-Critics are saying it's better than the director's previous film, The Hurt Locker. Said critics are drunk. Still, a smart, often riveting look at the War on Terror that makes the bold and necessary decision to embrace ambiguity and uncertainty. A very good movie with a great, unforgettable last shot. B+.

Happy Oscar Day, folks! 


Sunday, January 6, 2013

CINEMA EXTRAVAGANZA 2012!! (YOLO)

This year, a well-known prediction propagated by a cultish group of doomsayers was proven dead wrong. I am referring, of course, to the cadre of film critics and scholars who have insisted in recent years that film was on its deathbed--who cried the whole medium was slouching towards loud, dumb, popcorn-and-soda Gomorrah. 2012 proved that these folks weren't prudent prophets but Chicken Littles. I don't like to throw words like "great" around lightly, and I won't do so here. But I do think that this was a very, very strong year for cinema, the strongest since 2009, which was in fact great.

Before we jump in, a disclaimer; living away from home without a vehicle or a half-decent indie theater makes being Mr. Moviephile just a little harder. I haven't seen The Master. Or Cloud Atlas. Or Flight. Or Amour. Be forewarned; this list is imperfect, and incomplete. But it is also a celebration of an imperfect but thrilling year at the movies. It is a chance for me to reflect upon the year that was, and to preserve my opinions for posterity. And, most of all, it is my belated New Year's gift to my beautiful readers, most of whom do double duty as incomparable friends. As always, I'll cite Barbra here: "May all your storms be weathered/and all that's good get better!" And now, without further ado, the list.

Which is very long. But not that long. Seriously. To make this less daunting, here's a picture of it set next to Anna Karenina.


Okay. As my good buddy Bane says, "Let the games begin!"

Runner-Up: Skyfall--


007 is still absorbing the shock to the studio system wrought by Christopher Nolan's Bat-trilogy; as such, this film's final thirty minutes are a good deal darker than they need to be, and a bit less clever than they think they are. But the film's first two hours are something wholly, gloriously new--a distinctly British action movie, marked not by go-for-the-jugular shakycam shots but by an artful, almost lyrical restraint that turns every fight scene into a piece of poetry in motion. Standing in stark contrast to that restraint is Javier Bardem, relishing every delectable bite of scenery as a top-notch Bond baddie who comes off like a fabulously freaky hybrid of The Joker and Miami Vice.


10. Les Miserables
 
The discerning critic in me gave it a B+, but the everyday moviegoer in me loved the hell out of it, and repeat viewings further accentuated the positive...so yeah, I caved. However, I don't feel too bad. Admittedly, Russell Crowe sounds like he wandered in from a movie about the British Invasion, and yes, Tom Hooper needs to get a tad more acquainted with his tripod, but one of the great purposes of the cinema is to amaze us, and Les Miserables does something truly amazing; it makes one of our most ubiquitous musicals galvanizingly fresh again. The former heir to the Genovian throne is getting all the attention, and it's true that Anne Hathaway has earned her Oscar by making the most famous of musical theater songs a full-on leap into the void, devastating and thrilling us all at once with the furious passion she puts into the jump. But let's also hear it for screenwriter William Nicholson, who deftly adjusted this story for the screen, and for Hugh Jackman, who carries the whole enterprise with his confidence, sensitivity, and sheer emotional commitment. At the end of the day, it's a sterling, stirring adaptation.  

 9. Silver Linings Playbook

 
No gimmicky setups. No high concepts. This is that rarest of cinematic creatures--a mainstream movie about nothing more or less than a couple of people and how they interact with one another. It had the year's best soundtrack (sorry, Django Unchained), and its best climax, a wordless dance-off that's both a slam-bang comedic setpiece and a thrilling, cathartic release of carefully built tension. It also had some of the year's strongest performances; heartwarming work by a reinvigorated Robert DeNiro, a commendably go-for-broke performance by Jennifer Lawrence, and, best of all, a star-making turn from Bradley Cooper, who, with his stunted eyes and tremulous voice, is the quiet, heartbreaking center of this smart, sweet film about the traces of madness in all of us.
 
8. Bernie


The true story of Bernie Tiede, a mortician and small-town social butterfly turned murderer, could be told as a crime thriller, a tragic romance, or a dark comedy. Director Richard Linklater's stroke of demented genius was to make a film that was a combination of all three, to cast a never better Jack Black as the titular character, and to enlist the real-life residents of said small town to act as a riotously funny Greek chorus.

7. Footnote


 Israel continues to come into its own cinematically with this venomously incisive, brilliantly acted tragicomedy. It's a wickedly clever riff on the insanities and absurdities of religious scholarship, but at heart it's really a deeply troubling examination of the absurd and sometimes abominable ways in which we wrestle with that complicated thing called legacy.

6. Perks Of Being A Wallflower

 
Mean Girls gave the Facebook generation our Heathers, and in this touching and assured adaptation of Stephen Chbosky's best-seller, we have our Breakfast Club. Like that film, this tale of a few high school outcasts deals honestly and forthrightly with the fiery eruptions of confusion and self-doubt that characterize the high-school experience--and also with the fragile beauty of the once-in-a-lifetime friendships forged amidst the flames. Centered by Logan Lerman's deeply felt lead performance and anchored by the sturdy direction of Chbosky himself, Perks also benefits from a revelatory supporting turn by Ezra Miller, as well a typically brilliant Emma Watson, who masters an American accent faster than you can say "Wingardium Leviosa".

5. Looper


This is heavy, deliciously geeky sci-fi, complete with invented weapons (I want me one of them blunderbusses!), flying motorcycles, and telekinesis. But if you strip away the gunfights and the what-just-happened twists and the Bruce Willis scowls, you find a movie that is, at heart, a love story, a film about the ways in which a world of ever-increasing danger demands ever-greater acts of compassion and sacrifice.

4. Argo


 It's about fifteen minutes too long, and its history-be-damned third act has deservedly raised a few eyebrows. Still, there's no denying that Ben Affleck's terse, tense hostage thriller is yet another testament to his strengths as a director; his knack for staging nervy, complicated, see-'em-on-the-big-screen setpieces, his impressive attention to local color, and his downright masterful ability to get our adrenal glands going. The dude from Gigli is now the heir apparent to Martin Scorsese. Pinch me.

3. Beasts of The Southern Wild 


In a phenomenal year for non-professional actors, this film boasted the best of them all: 6-year-old Quevaenzhane Wallis, a naturalistic knockout as Hushpuppy, who struggles to stay afloat in the midst of Hurricane Katrina while fleeing the mystical titular creatures--creatures that are both wonders of low-budget special effects and potent symbols of the random, violent world that our heroine must ultimately confront. Beasts is somehow raw and fanciful all at once. It is also a distinctly American triumph.

2. Lincoln-


First, some concessions; this film's on somewhat shaky historical footing, and, like every critic who's seen it, I am shocked, shocked that a director as great as Steven Spielberg didn't know to end the thing with that indelible shot of our 16th president walking alone down the hallway, and instead kept going. But forgive this movie its very real flaws and you'll see a masterpiece, one that engages eternal questions of governance and human nature while never losing focus of its central figure, who, thanks to the peerless Daniel Day-Lewis, becomes a person again, a sublimely sly and savvy politician whose warmth masks a stone-cold intellect, and whose rapier wit is a defense mechanism against his volcanic, indignant anger at God and man. Day-Lewis's adjective-defying work alone renders Lincoln a must-see, but the brilliance of the behind-the-scenes talent makes it a candidate for classic status. Spielberg has a tendency to weigh his movies down with treacle, and screenwriter Tony Kushner sometimes tramples delicate human emotion with his brainier-than-thou verbosity. Just as they did on Spielberg's last great movie, Munich, they correct each other's weaknesses and play off of each others strengths; here they create a film that is booth (Freudian slip?) deeply sentimental about the possibilities of democracy and unstintingly honest about the pain, guilt, and insurmountable loneliness that await those elected to run a democracy. It's hopeful, haunted, and smart-as-a-whip--in other words, it has an awful lot in common with the man it chronicles.

1. Moonrise Kingdom


Stylistically, Wes Anderson's movies come off like cinematic equivalent of the artwork done by  children during therapy--they tell stories of unspeakable emotional turmoil with vibrant, fanciful flourishes that both express pain and redeem it by refashioning it into something beautiful. Not surprisingly, that style is extremely well-suited to this tale of troubled children. Moonrise Kingdom is a breathtaking ode to nature, an examination of the Typical American family, a piece of metafiction about the glorious escape provided by good art. But it is, first and foremost, a movie about kids who try to emulate adults while fearing adulthood. That's a conceit rich with comedic and dramatic potential, and the movie mines it for all it's worth. As little Sam and Suzy flee their idyllic island town to start a new life together, they do their damnedest to imitate an authentically adult runaway romance, and the results are often flat-out hilarious, with Anderson affectionately poking fun at noir, melodrama, and even French avant garde while still creating something entirely original. That said, he never once forgets the serious, bittersweet truth hiding just beneath the laughs; these kids are on a doomed mission to live a world apart, to create a space big enough to crowd out reality. They're playing grown-up in hopes of avoiding the agony of actually growing up.

But adulthood is not a living thing to bargain with; just like the movie's masterfully metaphorical climactic flood, it is a force, an event that will happen whether one wants it to or not. The journey to maturity is a wrenching existential crisis; it's also funny as hell. Part of the key to Moonrise's greatness is the way it acknowledges these contradictory truths and brings them together. The other essential ingredient is the cast, especially the two non-pros who play our protagonists. They share a quick look in the film's final scene that hits on the kind of elemental emotional truth many seasoned thespians spend years trying to grasp. They're a big part of what makes this Wes Anderson's best film, and, although there isn't much competition, probably the best movie ever made about puberty.

Coffee break recommended here. Yes, there's more. But here's a picture of this blog compared to one of the Hunger Games book, and those aren't even that long!



The Magnificent Ambersons Awards

This part of the post is named after Orson Welles' 1942 film, which is, famously, half flop and half masterpiece. Thus, here's where I'll talk about some movies that weren't exactly great, but had some truly noteworthy aspects...

Performances


Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained--The bright-eyed wonder boy from Titanic has shown an impressive willingness to get his hands dirty, and rarely have they been dirtier than in Django Unchained, where, as conniving slavemaster Calvin Candy, he raises sliminess to an art form. His third-act monologue is a sick, twisted showstopper, and DiCaprio goes above and beyond scenery chewing to demonstrate just how deranged his character is, just how thoroughly he's convinced himself that his barbarity is merely good common sense.

Selma Hayek, Savages--It was a banner year for villains--The aforementioned DiCaprio earned his place in the Tarantino Rogues Gallery, and the two Toms (Hardy and Hiddleston) successfully brought two of the campier comic book baddies to the screen. However, my favorite baddie flew under the radar. Playing a doting mother who doubles as a murderous drug lord, Hayek turns in a fiercely intelligent performance that constantly prompts the viewer to ask; is she really being sweet, or is she just quietly going in for the kill?

Behind-The-Scenes Talent


Marc Streitenfeld, Prometheus--I think I overreacted just a wee bit when I called Prometheus a modern-day successor to 2001: A Space Odyssey. A critic makes mistakes. I'll make no apologies, though, for praising Streitenfeld's score, which was epic, distinctive, and richly thematic in an era where most are repetitive, generic, and packed with oversimplified action cues.

Rhythm and Hues Effects, Life of Pi--If you thought Gollum was the apotheosis of CGI, wait till you get a load of Richard Parker. That's the name of the majestic, terrifying tiger at the center of this survival story, and, thanks to the good folks at R&H, he's not just real enough to touch--he's real enough to emote, and, as a result, we're emoting right there along with him.

Scenes


Bane's Opening Salvo, The Dark Knight Rises--The occasionally wondrous but sometimes wobbly conclusion to Chris Nolan's Batman trilogy did boast a few truly unshakeable scenes--especially this go-for-the-jugular attack on a football stadium. As a boy soprano sings "The Star-Spangled Banner", Nolan reminds us that we're not just in some fictional comic book city, but in a real place--one that's about to go up in flames. After a cleverly edited bit of cringe-inducing suspense (oh my GOD, is that poor boy gonna die?!?!), Bane blows the entire field mid-game, a symbolically loaded gesture that literally shatters one of our most basic social structures and, in the process, gives a crowd who came to witness some NFL-sanctioned action a lot more violence than they'd anticipated.

Maya's Flight, Zero Dark Thirty--Unlike every other living human, I don't think Kathryn Bigelow made all the right decisions when bringing the hunt for Bin Laden to the screen. But she did get a lot right, including this whopper of an ending. After the hunt, we're aren't treated to rah-rah triumphalism; all we get is an unblinking shot of Jessica Chastain's CIA agent, weeping in exhausted gratitude. It hammers home the point that the fight against radical Islam is a wholly new kind of war, one where there is no clear-cut victory--only temporary relief.

Billy's Turn, Seven Psychopaths--Martin McDonagh's madcap follow-up to his crazy-profane-brilliant In Bruges loses considerable steam in its third act, but the film's middle section is a wonky wonder. The highlight is Sam Rockwell's five-minute monologue, a tremendously funny riff on action cinema that mocks shoot-em-up tropes even as it embraces them with an almost religious zeal.

Hulk Smash!, The Avengers--The title says it all. Joss Whedon finally figured it out--the Hulk works best on film not as a lead character, but as an occasionally featured scene stealer whose chief function is to hit stuff real good. Better luck next time, Loki.

Trend of the Year: "You Hate Me! You Really, Really Hate Me!"


Perhaps as penance for being the most gorgeous blonde in all of Hollywood, Charlize Theron is constantly seeking out the most unflattering of roles, and this year was no exception. In Young Adult, which went into wide release early this year, she played a vapid former high school prom queen who made Regina George look like St. Francis of Assissi. In Snow White And The Huntsman, she spent half of the film gasping and wretching in hideous old age makeup, and the other half plotting to nom on Kristen Stewart's heart. Finally, she took a supporting role in Prometheus, one that consisted entirely of barking mostly incorrect orders. She's the meanest person in each of these films, and the best part of them as well, creating genuinely interesting women who provoke hatred but also earn more than a little pity. It was one heck of a comeback year for everyone's favorite MRF.*


*Arrested Development reference. Haven't watched Arrested Development? Look who has a new New Year's resolution!!

The End. If you've made it to here, tell me and I'll give you a hug. Happy 2013, folks!